Summer Stride

The liquor ticking rodeo
Of the soapy little lie,
Like Borat in a speedo,
With aviator eyes
Of a flickering mosquito,
They clown car their ride.
Liter blurring meters
With clothes that stink of tide,
They roll out like detergent
In urgent summer stride

Arranged like a cheetoh,
Dusted with cheezy pride,
Weezin in the breeze,
Watching cells divide,
Pressing on the creese,
Signing on the line,
The metronome in pieces,
The iron realigns
For bridesmaids and the bride
In graceful summer stride.

The villain and his crimes
In a snakin cable cake,
With tapeworm rhymes
Napstering the netscape,
Counting every dime,
Producing bitter flight
Boxed in broken crates,
The wire lime takes time,
Heart beating stutter lines,
Spying the choir's ride,
Quakes dig loch's and lakes
Where Nessy lives inspired,
And wires his tracks to tapes
In Loch Ness summer stride.