Cosmonaut Bacon

I'm just an earth-citizen
Astronaut, makin
Space-ghetti in a space-pot
The space-chores are earth-hard
But they keep me space-busy
Makin' spicy space-food
In an alien city

I'm in space-jail
But don't be fooled
I'm only space-guilty
Because a space-judge ruled.
My term is over
In ten space-years
But with the space-change rate
Its earth-142

I'm in this space-tuation, because
I was space-framed
For what crime is unimportant
But im pretty space-scared
Earth-war was declared today
Against the aliens, sadly though
Earth didn't know
Of their space-cious planet-ray

Space-tations were victorious
In no space-time at all
The earth which was so glorious
Now just a space-fireball
My new space-job here
As the last earth-man
Is to speak a space-dead language
As tourists tour space-land.